If an artist consistently treats his craft as a joke, eventually his art itself begins to look like the punchline.

And to be fair, how could one resist? I do have a weakness for a well-dressed satire.

And deep down, almost all of you know where clothes look best… you’re just waiting for others to say it first before admitting it out loud.

It’s a foolish mistake to confuse evolution with erasure. We innovate to elevate ourselves, not to replace ourselves.

It’s like leaving a Michelin star restaurant… starving.

Chanel wishes they could do Schiaparelli’s couture. Schiaparelli wishes they could do Chanel’s ready-to-wear. It’s the eternal rivalry — the sexy little dance between Elsa and Coco.

Why shouldn’t youth allow itself a shopping spree, a taste of Prada?

Being truly chic, unlike polyester, cannot be manufactured.

One of the many tragedies of modern culture is the belief that everyone belongs everywhere. Absolutely not.